Welcome to Stoned Cats
At Stoned Cats, we believe every cat deserves a little chaos, a little adventure, and a whole lot of catnip.
We create handcrafted catnip toys from rescued and recycled plushies, giving forgotten stuffed animals a second life as elite feline entertainment specialists. Every toy is unique — no mass production, no giant factory lines, and no two toys exactly alike.
Our toys are packed with premium catnip and designed with Catnip & Silvervine Refresh Spray, so your cat’s favorite fuzzy friend can stay fresh and exciting long after ordinary toys lose their magic. We also offer refresh spray and catnip packs to keep the party going.
Inspired by late-night internet culture, underground humor, and cats acting suspiciously at 3 AM, Stoned Cats combines handcrafted creativity with sustainable reuse and locally grown catnip whenever possible.
Every plushie has:
- Its own personality
- Its own story
- Its own weird little vibe
Some were forest explorers. Some were retired space captains. Some may or may not owe money to the laser pointer mafia.
What Makes Stoned Cats Different?
- Recycled and repurposed plushie toys
- Refillable catnip pocket systems
- Handmade small-batch creations
- One-of-a-kind collectible toys
- Organic-style catnip focus
- Weird stories and personalities for every plushie
- Designed by cat servants for cats
Whether your cat is a professional napper, midnight zoomie champion, or certified chaos goblin, there’s a Stoned Cats plushie waiting for them.
Adopt one today. Your cat probably already thinks they own the house anyway.